Stop me if you've heard this one.
Dear Husband and Dear Wife proceed to the bedroom at the end of the evening. In bed, lights out, DW proceeds to snuggle against DH's back. DH squirms, ticklish. DH then proceeds to tickle DW back. Tickling turns to poking, poking turns to playful punches and pinches, which in turn degrades into wrestling and teasing. At first, DW laughs and plays along. As the teasing progresses, DW kindly asks DH to be gentler. The teasing persists. DW again laughs, gives back as good as she's got, and again requests that the teasing desist. DH does not cease. DW begins to get frustrated with having to defend herself. DW's voice becomes firm, then shrill, until she is shrieking at DH to just CUT IT OUT ALREADY.
DH rolls over in a huff, all butt-hurt, and pronounces DW a bitch.
I KNOW I'm not the only one.
DH rolls over in a huff, all butt-hurt, and pronounces DW a bitch.
I KNOW I'm not the only one.
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For a second, I thought I had written this.
Posted by
Chachel |
1:53 PM