Lighten up baby, I'm in love with you.
(Guess which song is playing on my iPod right now.)
Calvin and I are off to Oregon tomorrow morning. Very, very early tomorrow morning. So that we may arrive in Oregon comparitively early and commence with all of the drinking.
What does it say about us that we are fashioning a mini-vacation around the purpose of drinking? No, don't answer that. Just picture us, whenever you think of us tomorrow (if you think of us... but of course you will, you loyal readers!), sitting in 75-degree weather, sipping a microbrew on the banks of the Willamette River.
Many pictures to come, I assure you.
(I'm hot, and I don't care who knows it... I've got a job to do.)
Calvin and I are off to Oregon tomorrow morning. Very, very early tomorrow morning. So that we may arrive in Oregon comparitively early and commence with all of the drinking.
What does it say about us that we are fashioning a mini-vacation around the purpose of drinking? No, don't answer that. Just picture us, whenever you think of us tomorrow (if you think of us... but of course you will, you loyal readers!), sitting in 75-degree weather, sipping a microbrew on the banks of the Willamette River.
Many pictures to come, I assure you.
(I'm hot, and I don't care who knows it... I've got a job to do.)
So sad. I used to enjoy reading your blog until booze took over every single entry. Seriously, it isn't impressive that you guys are both alcoholics. It is more than likely you weren't offered the job you made a huge trip to interview for.
Seriously, it's sad. I'm glad that I don't live in your neighborhood and have to run the risk of being killed by one of you on a drinking binge, which is pretty much daily.
Posted by
Anonymous |
3:02 PM
This a prime example of why I hate emails,text msg...
You have people who by lurking think they know you and really have no idea.If you had been paying attention you would know the real reason we are going is to see Oregon and consider it as a place to live.
Your just pissed because this update did not contain the info you must have been waiting for.
No worries about being run down by us based on your comment time you will need a much better job to be our neighbor. Now put your vibrator away and go feed your cats. Anonymous posts are chickenshit.
Posted by
Calvin |
4:00 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Calvin! ~grin~
And also, anonymous comments strike me as annoying and cowardly.
Finally, everyone KNOWS I don't drive drunk. I only drive on CRACK. Yeesh, get it straight.
Posted by
Laura |
6:16 PM
Jeez. All I was going to do was comment that you were listening to MY song because I really am the 'Tall Cool One', you know...but now I'm wonder if you lushes polished off the vanilla vodka I left in your freezer back in March! ;)
Posted by
Heather |
7:26 PM
My mother taught me that if you have nothing nice to say, then say nothing at all. It's a shame that this person felt the need to be so unpleasant.
I hope you are having a wonderful trip and look forward to seeing the photos and hearing all about it. Take care...
Posted by
Jayne |
2:36 PM