The most annoying and disgusting cube neighbor ever.
I have a cube neighbor who pretty much LIVES in his cubicle. He eats there, I'm pretty sure he sleeps there. He CLIPS HIS TOENAILS into his garbage can, and I know for a fact that they don't all make it in. He uses that canned air spray to dust off his desk, sending dust bunnies wafting over the wall and onto my desk. He gets phone calls on his cell phone constantly, from someone who either hangs up or has a bad connection. Seriously, I counted how many times he said, "Hello?" this last time before he gave up and hung up. Seventeen. SEVENTEEN times he said hello and then finally figured out that no one was there. He eats some sort of disgusting, toxic, fishy smelling dish for lunch nearly every day, and it completely fumigates the entire floor. I have actually gotten nauseous from smelling his lunch. He sneezes a lot and doesn't cover his mouth, and it's the juicy kind of sneeze. And then he blows his nose. Enthusiastically. Juicily. He's on teleconferences a lot and speaks incredibly loudly, as if he needs to make himself heard by his conference participants in Asia, WITHOUT the technological benefit of a telephone.
GAH, I can't stand this guy. I think I'll start a petition to get him evicted.
GAH, I can't stand this guy. I think I'll start a petition to get him evicted.
Post a Comment
