Rhapsody in Crystal
I must once again rhapsodize in the wonder that is Crystal. If there were ever any being on this Earth that would make me turn lesbian (or, as it is said in this household, Lebesian (leh-bee-shen)), it would be Crystal. If Crystal sold swag on her website - bitty St. Francis statues that look a little like her, or sweatshirts that have "What Would Crystal Do?" on the back - I would totally buy that stuff. If Crystal were going to visit my house I would fret for days and clean a million times and worry that the fondue wasn't fonduey enough. And then when she got here I would just drool and blurt, "Shiny!" at random intervals.
If I wrote a book, I would dedicate it to Crystal. If I had a girl child (or a puppy) I would name it Crystal. Do you begin to feel my Crystal love, friends? Like Gatorade, is it in you?
If I wrote a book, I would dedicate it to Crystal. If I had a girl child (or a puppy) I would name it Crystal. Do you begin to feel my Crystal love, friends? Like Gatorade, is it in you?
I think this means we are ready to get internet married
Posted by
Crystal |
7:15 AM
If you can deal with Calvin's constant requests for a threesome, then yes, I accept your internet proposal.
Posted by
Laura |
11:34 AM
as in Klein? i LOVE Calvin Klein!
Posted by
Crystal |
4:40 PM