Becoming one with the Sims (2); aka "Meet the Scandals"
After a bit of technical trickery, I have succesfully loaded The Sims 2 on my computer. Having never played before, last night was a comedy of errors.
Patrick (Dempsey) Scandal - is a big whiney baby who is too fussy to take a shower when someone else is in it. He had a nervous breakdown when the kitchen caught on fire (more on that later) and had to be coddled by the therapist. When he sleeps he dreams a lot about Kate.
Kate (Beckinsale) Scandal - doesn't like anybody and argues a lot. She can't cook and as a result set the kitchen on fire. Fortunately, she knows how to use a fire extinguisher. After that she smelled a lot, but she couldn't take a shower because Patrick was in there.
Matthew (McConaughey) Scandal - actually looks more like Owen Wilson. He likes to flirt with the neighbors - male and female - but is otherwise a lazy good-for-nothing who naps on the couch a lot.
Scarlett (Johansen) Scandal - eats and pees a lot. She also falls asleep on her feet and missed her first day on the job as a team mascot. Her boss called to complain. When she's awake she yells at me a lot.
LL Cool (J) Scandal - seems to be the only one who cleans and who answers the door when the neighbors come over. He won't let anybody else sleep with him, though. He has a job as a dishwasher and actually made it to work the first day because I was zoomed out enough to notice the car pool pull up.
Jenny (McCarthy) Scandal - likes to jump up and down on the furniture, and also pees a lot. She seems to be the only one who will take out the trash, get the mail, and get the newspaper. She fights a lot with Matthew and LL.
They're all in a massive state of unfulfilled depression. But since my friend just gave me the cheat code for unlimited money, I suspect that will be taking a turn for the better in the near future.
Man, all this work and I just want them to have sex with each other.
Patrick (Dempsey) Scandal - is a big whiney baby who is too fussy to take a shower when someone else is in it. He had a nervous breakdown when the kitchen caught on fire (more on that later) and had to be coddled by the therapist. When he sleeps he dreams a lot about Kate.
Kate (Beckinsale) Scandal - doesn't like anybody and argues a lot. She can't cook and as a result set the kitchen on fire. Fortunately, she knows how to use a fire extinguisher. After that she smelled a lot, but she couldn't take a shower because Patrick was in there.
Matthew (McConaughey) Scandal - actually looks more like Owen Wilson. He likes to flirt with the neighbors - male and female - but is otherwise a lazy good-for-nothing who naps on the couch a lot.
Scarlett (Johansen) Scandal - eats and pees a lot. She also falls asleep on her feet and missed her first day on the job as a team mascot. Her boss called to complain. When she's awake she yells at me a lot.
LL Cool (J) Scandal - seems to be the only one who cleans and who answers the door when the neighbors come over. He won't let anybody else sleep with him, though. He has a job as a dishwasher and actually made it to work the first day because I was zoomed out enough to notice the car pool pull up.
Jenny (McCarthy) Scandal - likes to jump up and down on the furniture, and also pees a lot. She seems to be the only one who will take out the trash, get the mail, and get the newspaper. She fights a lot with Matthew and LL.
They're all in a massive state of unfulfilled depression. But since my friend just gave me the cheat code for unlimited money, I suspect that will be taking a turn for the better in the near future.
Man, all this work and I just want them to have sex with each other.
My daughter is addicted. Has all the extension packs and everything. She talks about them as if they were real.
Kinda like I do with bloggers, I suppose. LOL
Posted by
Jennifer |
3:22 PM
I did the innards thing and feel awful...they MADE you pick five negatives, only I didn't really have five for you! Guilt!
Robyn
Posted by
Anonymous |
9:31 PM
I just did the innards too. It was kind of strange as I was looking at your Snerkology personality and probably some people who complete it know the 'real you'. The Nohari window was harder. I tried to submit it with just a couple words and it gave me an error window. I wondered why predictable was with the negatives? I like a certain amount of predictability in people--makes them more reliable in a way.
Posted by
Megan |
6:28 AM