Oh, and one more thing...

We got our Dish Network installed last night. Someone please tell me HOW I managed to survive this long without the ability to pause live TV?!?
- posted by Laura @ 8:17 AM

 
Funnier out of context

Calvin, last night while watching TV:

"Yes, of course I love you, sweetheart. Now fuck off."
- posted by Laura @ 8:02 AM

 
I'm trading Gadget in for one of these...

This bird is absolutely incredible.
- posted by Laura @ 3:42 PM

 
Ranty McGrumperson

::Ring::
"Hello?"
"Hi, baby!"
"Hey."
"Just wanted to tell you about..." (insert convo regarding truck repair, doctor's appointment.)
"Fine, whatever."
"Did I catch you at a bad time?"
"No, I'm just CLEANING UP DOG PISS, that's all. I swear, I'm going to put a boot in the ass of whoever left them in."
"I'd like to see that trick, since it was you. You left after me, remember?"
::Pause::
"Well, still."
- posted by Laura @ 3:07 PM

 
So, this is fun.

I can pull my jeans on and off while they're still buttoned and zipped.

Heh.
- posted by Laura @ 11:18 AM