Detox: Day 1
I began the liver/gallbladder flush today (henceforth referred to as LGF, since liver/gallbladder flush takes too many calories to type over and over again). For the first four days it requires me to drink one quart of organic apple juice per day, mixed with ninety (not eighty-nine, not ninety-one) drops of Super Phos 30. Over four days I will drink one gallon. Each night I take six capsules of Oxy Powder, to...erm... allow the stones that are assumably present in my liver and gallbladder to "soften" and "pass".
(Yarg. They recommend that I preserve some samples of the stones for "analysis". Which means I have to dig them out of the toilet, CLEAN them (double yarg), put them in a zip-lock baggie, and keep them in the freezer until my doctor's appointment. I am SO NOT DOING THAT.)
Each bottle of Oxy Powder costs $39.95 (unless one buys in bulk, which this one does not). There are 120 capsules in each bottle. Four nights at six capsules is 24 capsules. Thereafter I take between 4 and 10 capsules per night as part of the initial stage of the cleanse, for the first week. Then a "maintenance dose" of the same number every other night, for, as they "recommend", life.
At that rate, a bottle should last me, oh, two weeks.
I smell a marketing scheme. Hey, gotta make money somehow, huh? Fish gotta swim, chick gotta poo.
Anyway, back to the LGF. I feel no noticeable difference, here at the end of day one. Except for minor surprise that organic, unsweetened apple juice tastes pretty damned good. More news tomorrow.
I began the liver/gallbladder flush today (henceforth referred to as LGF, since liver/gallbladder flush takes too many calories to type over and over again). For the first four days it requires me to drink one quart of organic apple juice per day, mixed with ninety (not eighty-nine, not ninety-one) drops of Super Phos 30. Over four days I will drink one gallon. Each night I take six capsules of Oxy Powder, to...erm... allow the stones that are assumably present in my liver and gallbladder to "soften" and "pass".
(Yarg. They recommend that I preserve some samples of the stones for "analysis". Which means I have to dig them out of the toilet, CLEAN them (double yarg), put them in a zip-lock baggie, and keep them in the freezer until my doctor's appointment. I am SO NOT DOING THAT.)
Each bottle of Oxy Powder costs $39.95 (unless one buys in bulk, which this one does not). There are 120 capsules in each bottle. Four nights at six capsules is 24 capsules. Thereafter I take between 4 and 10 capsules per night as part of the initial stage of the cleanse, for the first week. Then a "maintenance dose" of the same number every other night, for, as they "recommend", life.
At that rate, a bottle should last me, oh, two weeks.
I smell a marketing scheme. Hey, gotta make money somehow, huh? Fish gotta swim, chick gotta poo.
Anyway, back to the LGF. I feel no noticeable difference, here at the end of day one. Except for minor surprise that organic, unsweetened apple juice tastes pretty damned good. More news tomorrow.
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