Colloquial
Friday, August 20, 2004
Good Kid
I like this Phelps kid. He's giving up his position on the 400-meter relay to a fellow teammate.
"We came into this meet as a team and we're going to leave it as a team," Phelps said. "It's the right thing to do."
Good kid.
The FUH?
I just had a panic attack. Sitting at my desk, doing my weekly report. My heart started pounding, and my stomach clenched, and I felt like I was going to burst into tears. WHAT THE HELL. I sat and did deep breathing with my eyes closed and my head in my hands, for a couple of minutes. The moment passed, leaving me feeling jittery.
There was nothing that prompted it. Nothing that I'm overwhelmingly worried about. And there's even some good things going on today - a lunch with friends, and happy hour from 3-5 with my department. So, a low-stress day. Where the HELL are these attacks coming from, for God's sake? They're starting to piss me off.
Favorite Journal Quote of the Day
"I wonder, too, if the point of the poncho is to greet Nick at the door wearing ONLY the poncho and nothing underneath. "Guess what I've got on under this blanket with the hole cut out for my head, big boy!?!? That's right, NOTHING. It's ALLLLL poncho. Now RAVAGE ME" Except he will be so overcome with HORNY that I won't even have to SAY "Ravage ME!" because he will already have lifted the poncho and thrown me down on the kitchen floor."
I don't think I've mentioned in the last hour or so how much I love reading Dana.
Thursday, August 19, 2004
Rawk!
When I put in "Laura Charon":
My insulting name is Slapfuck Brachiosaur!
What's yours?
When I put in my "real" name:
My insulting name is Fannyears Donkeysucker!
What's yours?
And Calvin:
My insulting name is Labialips Donkeysucker!
What's yours?
Aaaaaand my sister:
My insulting name is Herpesmonkey Wankbottom!
What's yours?
Love. Link couretsy of Sarah.
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Unnecessary Loudness
At this moment in time, I am wondering if it's completely necessary for my family to be watching Star Wars: Episode II a the top of the speakers' lungs.
Tuesday, August 17, 2004
Mmm-mmm Good
I'm having a really good lunch right now. I made a mixture of chopped cucumbers, red bell peppers, black olives, celery, sweet onion, roma tomatoes, crumbled feta, garlic salt, pepper, and balsamic viniagrette. I took a couple of soft-taco sized tortillas, spread them with roasted garlic hummus, piled on the veggie mixture, and consumed with gusto. Man, I could eat these things all day long.
Sunday, August 15, 2004
HUGE entry
Huge entry as the contribution for WordGoddess this month. Three pages with LOADS of pictures - I uploaded 69 files just now. In a thunder storm. Because I love ya.
There are pictures of Michael and Lilly and the baby, too...












