Colloquial
Friday, May 28, 2004
Slushy Bombs!!!
Our new favorite thing. Freeze grapes for one or two hours. When you eat them, they're like little bombs of slush going off in your mouth.
Trust me. They're wicked good.
Weekend Plans
I'm going to the video store at lunch and stocking up on some mindless movie entertainment. I'm leaving work at 4:00 AT THE LATEST today. I (we? Calvin will probably want to do yard work) will clean the house top to bottom as soon as I get home. Then, Calvin and I will make a fast food run for dinner (no cooking!) and stock up on some necessities (read: beer) at the store.
THEN. It will be nothing but SITTING ON OUR ASSES for the entire weekend. The entire LONG weekend. I want no obligations. No plans. No responsibilities. I want to move my ass from the patio, to the lawn (working on that tan!) to the hot tub, back to the patio. All. Weekend. Long.
And that's IT.
Now you watch. Calvin will be bored by Saturday afternoon and will want to go "do something". Gah. I wish he liked to read. I don't care what he says, books aren't "stupid"!
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
Things that make you go "Hmmm..."
I wonder why it is that when you drink water at room temperature, it tastes, you know, room-temperaturey. But when you drink from a cup of tea that used to be hot but has been sitting on your desk for an hour and a half, it is absolutely and unequivocally cold.
What sound does a cat make...
...when it eats a jalapeno? "Nack nack nack. Kaff. Kaff? KAFF NYACK HERK FFRRLLAARK."
I cried at my desk, I laughed so hard. And now my mascara is all jacked up.












